is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Randomize
