i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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