I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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