i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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