smell my finger.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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