Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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