when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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