I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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