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we have officially lost it.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
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wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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