the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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