doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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