Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
If that was your dad, he is hot
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
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Sorry, I don't speak sober.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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