too bad you live with your parents still
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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