Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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