Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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