I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
splinters make it hard to masturbate
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
