he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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