Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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