I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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