At least make sure they are 18
Why
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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