i just had sex bonerless
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
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so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
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I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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