It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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