Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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