discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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