butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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