ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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