Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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