before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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