at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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