Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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