Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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