Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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