How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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