She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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