P.S. I can't hear my feet
i think i have two assholes
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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