It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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