he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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