I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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