I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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