That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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