she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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