the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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