You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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