I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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