I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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