yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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