his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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