Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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