How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i can't believe i had my finger in that
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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