i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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