i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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