trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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