I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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