It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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