whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
So much rum. So many feels.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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