xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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