I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
