The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
