just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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