i just had sex bonerless
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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